Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.